Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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