I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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