I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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