I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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