spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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