the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm both gender and math confused
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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