I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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