you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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