I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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