you're like a bully in the Christmas story
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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