I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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