i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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