Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
do herpes really smell.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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