Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
PANTIES FOUND
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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