Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
