cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
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He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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