Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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