I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
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On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
you had me at cake vodka
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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