Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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