Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You don't make any sense
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I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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