Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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