We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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