Tell her she can't have a vagina
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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