he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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