UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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