and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
