My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I look better un-naked...
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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