i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I want a musical about memes.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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