Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
So. Much. Porn.
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