I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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