She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
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when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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