I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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