I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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You can't motorboat a personality
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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