It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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