VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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