Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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