UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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