I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Quick, to the slutcave!
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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