FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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