i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
are you so shy because you have an std?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize
