the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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