Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
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