Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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