so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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