So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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