It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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