This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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