Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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