smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Let's paint friendship bongs
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
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We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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