There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
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The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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