That's intense
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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